Friday, April 27, 2012

Favorite Scene Friday: Vampire’s Kiss – Because Nicolas Cage is a Joke

This week’s installment of Favorite Scene Friday features yet another stunning, yet blasphemous, performance by none other than the joke that is:  Nicolas Cage.  Why such a harsh beginning to what very well could be a glorious weekend, you ask?  Well . . .
Maybe it’s because we share the same moniker.
Maybe it’s because I fancy myself logical and somewhat sane.
Maybe it’s because he keeps finding work in Hollywood.
Or maybe it’s just because Nicolas Cage is a goddamned talentless farce. 
Yeah, I’m gonna stick with that last one.  As I was flipping through channels last night, I came across IFC and they were showing Vampire’s Kiss, in particular the scene below.  I’ve never actually seen Vampire’s Kiss and I’m fairly certain I never will, unless I’m looking for a B-Movie that’s trying really, really hard.  I should admit that IMDb has it listed as “comedy, fantasy, horror” but I don’t know.  I’m a bit skeptical on the comedy part as I’ve seen the same type of reaction throughout too many Nic Cage films, most of which are not comedies, or at least not meant to be.  I’m utterly dumbfounded when I hear/see people discussing how “good” the latest Nicolas Cage movie is.  I don’t get it.  Even back in 1997 when I sat in the movie theater taking in the hodgepodge of stupid that materialized as Con Air I couldn’t take Cage seriously.  I’ve got a southern accent that I’m not very proud of, but listening to him talk was like sticking rotten eggs in my ear canals.  Pointless and stinky.  My brothers and many others sure liked it though, and now they’re still pumping money into theater chains for the latest “I … said … put … the … bunny … back … in … the … box,” type of lingo. 
I often hope and pray that said people are just doing it to get a good, solid laugh, but who knows.  Every dog has his day, hell I kinda like 8MM and I love the Coen Bros so Raising Arizona is an obvious plus in my book, but someone needs to keep Nic behind the camera from now.  Let him produce the cheese that he's used to giving instead of screaming it at us.  "NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!"  Not the cheese.  I'm sure my efforts here will be ignored by those who know what they're doing in Hollywood, but I've enjoyed the rant anyway.  Here's to you, Nic, just keep punching ‘em out there, you weird, goofy ass bastard.  Happy Friday Everyone!  And be sure to laugh.



Monday, April 23, 2012

Music Video Monday: Light Up The Week With The Lumineers’ Ho Hey!

This week’s installment of Music Video Monday comes to you courtesy of The Lumineers.  Their debut album, The Lumineers, released a few weeks ago and it is, simply put, amazing.  I read from their website that they started out in New York, but found their sound out west in Denver, Colorado.  A compelling sound it is too.  I have no doubt that they will soon explode onto the scene.  Singer/guitarist Wesley Schultz melts your ears with his Dylan-esque howl and Ritter-esque lyrics.  I’ve been listening to these guys on repeat ever since I picked up their album.  I was proud to stumble upon them and I’m excited to bring them to you as well.  I’ll be sure to keep my eyes and ears open for any tour dates hitting the Southeast and if you hear of any, please shoot them my way. 
Today’s video is, I believe, their first official video.  It’s a great song and if you like it, as I’m sure you will, you can check out a better one here.  It was a good Monday for me and I hope it was for you too.  Enjoy the rest of the week and remember to love someone along the way.  Ho.  Hey.




Friday, April 20, 2012

Favorite Scene Friday! Submarine: No. You Don’t Know Me. You Don’t Know Me At All.

You’ll have to excuse me on this beautiful FSF for I have the Arctic Monkeys on the brain. Tomorrow is Record Store Day and I’ve been mentally preparing all week for an important mission. Unfortunately, I can’t go into detail because you could be my competition and truly if I tell you, I would be required to kill you (that's not really a threat). If all goes as planned, hopefully I’ll accomplish said mission and report back to you with great news and pictures to prove it. Well to be honest, it’ll basically be great news for me, but you can live vicariously through me if you want to. Anyways to the scene.

Technically today’s selection isn’t a scene; I guess you could say it’s a collection of scenes accompanied by the voice of Mr. Alex Turner. On a side note, the soundtrack, written and performed by Turner, is a perfect marriage between music and film. The scenes come from the underrated 2010 film Submarine. Written by Richard Ayoade and Joe Dunthorne, directed by Ayoade and starring Craig Roberts, it’s a story about Oliver Tate (Roberts) and his quest to lose his virginity as well as his effort to end the relationship between his mother and the cheesy next door neighbor. By the way if you haven’t seen the film and want some insight, I suggest you check out Robert’s review from July 2011. http://www.totheescapehatch.com/2011/07/escape-by-bringing-your-own-birthday.html

I hope you enjoy your Friday, the scenes and the song! Wish me luck.




Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Countdown to Avengers: Captain America

It's time for another installment in our Countdown to Avengers series with Nerd Lunch and Cavalcade of Awesome!

Mini Review

In a world of modern superhero films, such as Kickass, The Dark Knight, and Watchmen, Captain America has become the rarity: its hero isn’t complicated or morally ambiguous, and he doesn’t have issues. He is, simply put, a good man. 

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And, simply put, Captain America is a good film. It’s definitely a worthy addition to the Avengers series, combining heart, a tried-and-true adventure story, and an old-fashioned sense of fun. The film itself could be considered “the little guy”, coming last in the line of a series of successful films and boasting a director - Joe Johnston - who had just come off the messy but enjoyable The Wolfman.

The film isn’t perfect. Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Captain America is great for the most part, but there’s something about him that rubs me the wrong way at times (maybe it’s the fact that he had already played The Human Torch in the Fantastic Four series). Other things grated on me as well, such as the dummy grenade scene (Rogers was really that desperate to be a hero?).

The film’s pro column is much larger than its con, however. The supporting cast is great, with Stanley Tucci, Tommy Lee Jones, and Hugo Weaving turning in fine performances. Another great aspect of the film is Chris Evans’ transformation. The technique used to morph Evans into “skinny Steve” rarely looks bad, and makes me forget I’d hoped the actor portraying Cap would go method and lose and put back on a bunch of weight.

Avengers Connections

Captain America is a treasure trove of Avengers connections. Not only does it have a lot of tie-ins to the rest of the movies, the film also takes place years before the rest of the series, allowing us to see how some of the Avengers backstory came together. Remember, we heard about the super soldier program back in The Incredible Hulk. Captain America shows us that program first hand.

A big character in the film is Howard Stark, father to Tony Stark/Iron Man. We first meet Howard presenting a flying car at the Stark Expo, seen here in its heyday, years before Tony revives it in Iron Man 2. Howard works on the Super Soldier program along with Dr. Erskine (Tucci) and goes on to serve as the Q to Cap’s James Bond, supplying him with the final version of his trademark shield.

Another big element of the film ties into Thor. Captain America begins in Tønsberg, Norway, the same village Odin and his forces protect from the Frost Giants in Thor. Pax from Cavalcade of Awesome points that out and more in his breakdown of Thor. Captain America's nemesis The Red Skull (Weaving) discovers Odin’s tesseract in Tønsberg and uses it to power his doomsday weapons. At the end of the film we see The Red Skull disappear into a rift caused by the tesseract, vanishing into what looks like Thor’s stomping grounds.

Finally, we get to see more of SHIELD and Nick Fury, when Cap wakes up at the organization’s building in New York after being revived in the modern world.

How Will Cap Fit into the Avengers?

Believe it or not, The Avengers will be told through Cap’s perspective. I mentioned that Hulk was an outsider in my breakdown of The Incredible Hulkand Cap is just as much of a loner in a way.

It’ll definitely be interesting to see how Rogers interacts with Tony Stark. From the trailers it looks like they have an adversarial relationship, which contrasts with the friendly relationship Rogers and Howard Stark seemed to be developing in Captain America.

As I said, Cap is definitely a loner, but expect him to pull the team together at the beginning of The Avengers third act.

Some Thoughts from CT at Nerd Lunch


With great power comes great responsibility and all that...

In general, the Marvel Comics characters are filled with flaws and their origins are a turning point in their lives. Tony Stark and Thor are each flawed characters that must face their past mistakes and attempt to redeem themselves for those mistakes by choosing to use their powers and abilities for an even greater good. Even Incredible Hulk had this to some degree. Stan Lee set out to make comics about characters who were people first and super heroes second. And in recent years, this has translated to Marvel having a wealth of material to base movies on. And every one of them, executed well or not, showed great promise because of its source.

But there is one Marvel character who is different because he pre-dates all that. He comes from an older era, the same era that the original DC characters came from. That character is Captain America. Cap is the most DC-ish character Marvel has. So I wondered how well his movie could be executed without the typical Marvel guilt story at the center of it. Surprisingly, the movie turned out great and should be the model for what DC should look at (DC needs to stop trying to be Marvel and be proud of who they are. Green Lantern is not Iron Man. Make a Green Lantern movie. Stop trying to make DC's Iron Man movie. But I digress...).

Cap is one of my favorite Marvel characters and I felt some trepidation about a movie. In the end, it's one of my favorites of the five pre-Avengers movies and I'm looking forward to seeing how Cap does in The Avengers.

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Monday, April 16, 2012

Music Video Monday! Portlandia: "Dream of the 90's"

Do you remember when people were content to be unambitious?

It’s been said that cheaters never prosper, but I’m cheating a bit with today’s MVM anyway. It’s not so much a music video as it is a skit from the awesome first season of IFC’s Portlandia. Isn’t that a win and thereby prosperous in and of itself? Do the math.

If memory serves, this was the very first Portlandia sketch and laid the framework for the show perfectly. SNL vet Fred Armisen’s character Jason has just returned from Portland, Oregon and can’t wait to tell Carrie Brownstein’s character Noni (?) about it. (Sidebar – Brownstein is lead guitarist for the band Wild Flag. Here’s an actual music video of theirs so this post won’t be a complete letdown for all you MVM purists out there.) Jason launches into a description of the too-good-to-be-true Portland and we get to see hot chicks in glasses, flannel, double-decker bicycles and more. My favorite bit has got to be the part about clowns at around 1:36. That’s right – in Portland, you don’t have to give up clowning. 

It’s actually a really catchy tune. Check it out and enjoy the rest of your Monday! And yes there’s another sketch from the show down below as well. Couldn’t help myself.



Friday, April 13, 2012

Favorite Scene Friday! Double Feature!

When thinking of what favorite scene I wanted to post on this fabulous Friday, I was faced with trying to decide between two very similar, very beautiful scenes.  This left me in a mess, a complete MESS, of indecision about which one I wanted to post.  So since the scenes have the same theme, I decided that I could just do both.  My choice is that I'm not going to choose.  Pretty cool, eh?

Both movies featured today are beautiful, breathtaking love stories.  Both are period pieces.  Both are set in the UK.  Both are directed by Joe Wright.  Both include the so-gorgeous-she-makes-my-brain-hurt Keira Knightley.  Both are pretty awesome films.  Both scenes involve hands.  And both scenes are about love.  And not just regular old love.  I mean good, real, pure, love.  One movie has the fairy-tale ending.  The other is tragic.

As a disclaimer, I will completely own up to being the opposite of a chick-flick lover.  Most romantic comedies bore me to tears.  But what I enjoy in a GOOD love story are the subtleties.  Those precious, quiet, sweet little moments that tell the story of falling and being in love.  And that's what both of these scenes provide.  In the Pride and Prejudice scene, our tormented Mr. Darcy grabs Miss Elizabeth's hand to help her into a carriage.  This is not much of a big deal in today's world, but I can assure you that back then, it simply was not the done thing!  And the way he flexes his hand after makes it even better (somebody turn the air on!).  In the second scene, from Atonement, there is something so riveting about the way James McAvoy looks at Keira when she comes out of that fountain.  That moment of silent realization between the two of them was so powerful.  I can just imagine that his breath was short and his ears were ringing.  This is probably why he is one of my favorite actors.  And who knew that a simple fist clinch could be so sexy? 

Happy Friday!





Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Batch o’ Hatch: I Wanna be Last Action Hero’d, The Cabin in the Woods on Friday the 13th, and Our Atlanta Trip

I Wanna be Last Action Hero’d

Remember Last Action Hero?



While sludging through work this morning a random thought popped into my head. I was a little stressed and tired and, worst of all, it was a Wednesday before 5:00 p.m. So I decided that I needed to pull a Last Action Hero. Yes, being magically whisked into one of my favorite films would definitely do the trick and get me through the mid-week slump.

And then I realized that this would be a great thing to discuss here. So, if you had a magic ticket that would allow you to pass through into any movie, which one would you choose?

Keep in mind, you wouldn’t be entering into your favorite movie’s universe as a new or existing character. You’d just be yourself, in whatever flick you chose. You’d probably just suddenly pop into existence right next to the film’s characters, just like Danny did in LAH. You’d have a lot of explaining to do.

Also, there’d be that awkward discussion where you’d have to explain to a fictional character that they’re not real.

Knowing all this, I’d probably enter Star Wars since I’m not really that big of a fan and wouldn’t mind letting any of the film’s characters know that they’re just figments of George Lucas’ imagination. Plus, it would be pretty kick ass to fly the Millennium Falcon.

Now that I've turned a simple question into something needlessly complicated, let me know what movie you’d LAH into.

The Cabin in the Woods on Friday the 13th

Not only is this coming Friday of the 13th variety, The Cabin in the Woods is finally coming out. I get to watch multiple films about creepy cabins? Is it my birthday?

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Here’s to fun Friday the 13th screenings! Check out one The Cinefamily in LA is holding over at this here CHUD article.

Our Atlanta Trip

Pat briefly discussed our trip up Atlantee way this past weekend to see Delta Spirit but I wanted to throw my two cents in - I had as much fun as is legally allowable. Allow me to share two of my favorite photos from the trip:

Showed up to the concert venue to discover it's also hosting Atlanta's upcoming Lebowski Fest!


One night we went to Target. All I bought was this pinata. Turns out it wasn't house broken (it released its chocolate filling on our luggage on the trip back) so I threw it away.

So that's it for this installment of Batch o' Hatch. Don't forget to tell me what film you'd like to visit!

One last thing - I tweeted this earlier but here’s an awesome photo from Moonrise Kingdom that I came across today:

Monday, April 9, 2012

Music Video Monday! Eww Are Those Toes?

So the t.t.e.h.! crew and some friends took in the city of Atlanta this past weekend for some thrill rides at Six Flags, it was a huge let down, and to see the band Delta Spirit perform at The Masquerade, not a let down. Of course I could ramble on forever about the concert, but I won’t because this is Music Video Monday and not a post about how awesome Delta Spirit is and how if you haven’t started listening to them yet, then you’ve really disappointed me and because of that colossal disappointment, I don’t know if we can still be friends. Ok, I take that back. You don’t disappoint me, you just somewhat let me down a whole lot, but I won’t hold that against you for now.

Anyways during our travels in and around Atlanta, we heard a U2 song twice, I think it was “With or Without You”. Each time it started a conversation about the band. The first was about whether or not we like the Irish super power and then somehow turned into a discussion about the South Park, “More Crap”, episode where Bono has (or is) the record for the biggest crap and sucks on a “bitty”. I’ve never seen it personally, but others in the group have and say it’s hilarious. The second turned into today’s Music Video Monday.

I’ve always loved this song. It’s probably not even in their top 25 most popular and Bono doesn’t even sing lead, but for some reason I dig it. From the 1993 direction changer Zooropa, the song revealed a different side and style that U2 had never showed before and maybe that’s what the appeal is. A couple interesting tid bits I learned while searching for the video are that it first got life during the recording of the album Achtung Baby, but was scratched for not fitting in and also that it was released as a video single, a very uncommon format for the time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numb_(U2_song). Well without further delay I give you U2 and “Numb”.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Favorite Scene Friday! Watchmen: "The Times They Are a-Changin'"

I've had superhero films on the brain recently, what with our Avengers team up with Nerd Lunch and Cavalcade of Awesome these past few months. Today's scene isn't from a pre-Avengers movie or a Marvel film at all for that matter. Instead, I've chosen one of my favorite scenes from Zack Snyder's Watchmen - the opening sequence set to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are a-Changin'".

In general, I could probably watch this film once a month. Maybe it's Snyder's directing or maybe it's the story or the cinematography. I find this scene in particular gorgeous and it really sets the tone for the rest of the film. The madness, death, and dastardly deeds on display only hint at what the movie has in store.

Probably the greatest aspect of the scene is the lush slow motion. Combined with Dylan's song the technique is almost hypnotic. I also get a kick out of the synthesis of fiction and real characters - JFK, The Village People, Nixon, Neil Armstrong, and Andy Warhol all make appearances. Even smaller details in the scene are great - 3:00 features a wintery snowglobe perched on a TV depicting a blazing Vietnam self-immolater.

Dylan's song really does make the scene, however. Read about it over on Wikipedia if you get the chance - it's got a great story in and of itself.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Music Video Monday! Interpol: The Heinrich Maneuver

I decided to go with a trippy song for today's Music Video Monday - one that comes with an equally trippy, if not a little sick, music video.  But hey...who doesn't love a little dose of sick every now and again?

Interpol is a groovy band, and Heinrich Maneuver is one track that never fails to get played on my iPod.  It's an upbeat song about love - more specifically, twisted love, as I learned in my research.  

While I don't completely understand it, it has one of my favorite song lyrics - "I'd move heaven behind those eyes."  Mmmmm....yes.  Those are some sexy words!  For that alone, it's fantastic.  I love it.  And I'm telling you all to love it too.  Seriously...it's not an option.  Just do it.  The video for the track is pretty cool too...and there is (gasp!) a shocking twist at the end! 

Now that I've sufficiently reeled you in, I hope everyone enjoys this cool tune and video, and I hope you all have a fabulous Monday!  That is not an option either.  Do it.