Showing posts with label Johnny Depp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Depp. Show all posts

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Batch o’ Hatch: The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Return of Hellboy and The Punisher, and Ant-Man

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Hot off the success of Moonrise Kingdom, Wes Anderson has cast Johnny Depp in his new film The Grand Budapest Hotel, reports The Playlist. Title kinda reminds me of The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel...

Grass is green. I’m excited to see this. I’m already getting a The Royal Tenenbaums vibe from it, probably because that Anderson film featured some hotels. Now that I think about it, a lot of Anderson's films feature hotels...

Do you like the idea of Johnny Depp in an Anderson movie?

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The Return of Hellboy and The Punisher

Ron Perlman recently solidified his status as an amazing guy by putting the Hellboy makeup on one more time to visit a young fan with leukemia.

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And word is now that Perlman and director Guillermo del Toro may make a Hellboy 3 after all. But then again, del Toro is now claiming he might make At the Mountains of Madness after all as well. That guy over-commits.

In other news, Thomas Jane made a pretty awesome short Punisher sequel. It’s got some oddities - you’ll notice one big disturbing thing plus some The Dark Knight soundtrack sampling. Oh and Ron Perlman’s in this as well. Check it out at JoBlo.com over here.

What do you guys think of these returning characters?

Ant-Man

Nobody seems to like Ant-Man. He was a founding member of The Avengers in the comics, but he’s nowhere to be found in the recent slew of movies. Nathan Fillion - a geek favorite for the role -  thinks he’s a joke.

Director Edgar Wright’s been trying to get an Ant-Man film made for years now, and I’ve held out hope that he’d be a great character. Now that Wright has screened some test footage at Comic Con, I gotta say, I’d love to see a full length movie. I adore everything Edgar Wright has ever committed to film and I’ve yet to see a bad Avengers film, so I'm all for it.

It’ll still be a while before we see this movie, since Mr. Wright and stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are gearing up to film the final entry in their “Blood and Ice Cream” trilogy, The World’s End.

Is anyone out there a fan of Ant-Man besides me?

p.s. Sorry for using the phrase "Hot off".

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Reviews from the Hatch: The Ninth Gate


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Tiff’s Take

The Ninth Gate is like a Naked Gun that actually takes itself seriously. It tries to be a steamy, seductive thriller, but just comes off as hokey. The storyline had a lot of promise, but it fizzled out quickly. I should have known early on in the movie, when Lena Olin’s character compared Johnny Depp’s character to a mercenary, that it would only get worse from there. He’s a book dealer for God’s sake!  

The acting was bland and stilted, and the overall film quality was incredibly poor. Not what I expected from a Roman Polanski movie. I read in a review prior to watching that Johnny Depp won’t even talk about this film. Now I know why.   

Closed Hatch, for sure. But at least it made me laugh.  


Pat’s Take

This could've been a really good movie. I like the premise that there is an evil book or books out there that can conjure up the devil. However after the plot was hatched, unfortunately all those involved seemed to lose their ambition, focus and direction. 

The acting was horrendous. I still don't get Johnny Depp. I see his value to the craft, but sometimes his quirkiness wears thin. I wish he would've played it straight because at times I thought I was watching Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther.

Spoiler Alert!

I didn't like that the devil or devil's helper was just hanging around. I'd rather have had the movie give me glimpses or shadows of Lucifer, but that wasn't the case. Instead I get a mysterious woman who floats through the air and has eyes that change colors. What the hell, Corso! Did you not just see either of those things just happen? Throughout the movie, Depp's character just glosses over events like this in such an "oh well" manner that it just wasn't plausible.

If you just wanna have some fun and not take yourself or a movie too serious than have at it, but if you are looking for a chilling Satan in the flesh flick this is not the one for you. Because I liked the plot, I'm gonna cheat and give it a half closed hatch.


Robert’s Take

With equal parts satanic conspiracy and detective story elements, The Ninth Gate strikes me as a mix between Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby and one of his more recent flicks, The Ghost Writer. The film is a mixed bag. It’s got a great story – creepy more than outright scary – and  acting from the cast ranging from decent (Lena Olin) to great (Frank Langella, Johnny Depp). However, it also has some hammy moments and miscellaneous goofiness – who was in charge of the stunt wires (because you can clearly see that shit in at least one scene)?

A common piece of advice on the film: see it more than once. Depp plays a book detective of sorts tracking down texts supposedly written by the devil and the story that plays out is somewhat twisty, turny, and long.


Nick’s Take

In distinct contrast with Tiffany’s and Pat’s takes on the film, I’d have to say that I enjoy this movie.  This was approximately the fifth time I’ve watched this film and while I do agree with Tiffany inasmuch as her opinion upon the first watch (I didn’t “get it” the first time I watched it either), I find that with each viewing, I like it a little more. The zany music that might throw some off at first I just find generally creepy. “The Woman’s” distorting face while riding Corso’s throbbing member is actually quite disturbing as well. There is an abundant use of the color red throughout the entire film also, which displays a sort of “Hell on Earth” appeal . . . and if you agree with any of the crazy-ass rich people in the movie, you might agree with that appeal. If you care to watch more than once, you will notice the extremely heavy overtones of the color before each death is revealed. 

A lot of this movie also reminds me of the stellar Kubrick pic, Eyes Wide Shut. Both were released in 1999 and maybe Polanski and Kubrick opted to collaborate on the separate projects in order to push a few of us, while watching them together (much like the three “different” books in Gate), into something deliciously wicked. I’ve not been made aware of another 1999 release of a similar nature, but I would be astounded to find one. Anyone know of such a film that could be tied into these two?  If so, you’re probably keeping it to yourself, like Frank Langella’s character.