Thursday, March 27, 2014

A Peek Through the Hatch: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

It was a rocky road that lead to today’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer. Michael Bay producing? Megan Fox as April O’Neil? William Fichtner as Shredder? The turtles are aliens (this last one didn’t end up happening)?  But here we are with the first trailer for the film.



It looks about as good as you’d expect with Michael Bay involved, with a tone and aesthetic very similar to the Transformers films. I'm not quite sure what accent William Fichtner is going for and Megan Fox looks predictably bland. But the look of the Turtles is okay. The whole “It’s only a mask,” bit is pretty funny.

What Are Others Saying?

Total Film - 11 Questions Raised by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer

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What do you guys think? Chime in below.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Favorite Scene Friday! Coneheads: As Little Splash As Possible

Happy Friday, fellow blunt skulls! Got a silly little scene from 1993's Coneheads for ya today. Check 'er out.



I grew up on Coneheads. It's one of the SNL sketches that really works as a feature film. My favorite part of this scene is obviously Connie's dive, where she creates hardly any splash at all, apparently with her inherent Conehead abilities. And the late, great Chris Farley is fried gold as well. I love the way he slaps his head when he apologizes to Connie - reminds me of The Chris Farley Show sketches on SNL. And a very young Ellen is Connie's coach! Of course, the movie works mostly due to Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin who only get a bit of screen time here. What's your favorite scene from the movie?

Friday, March 14, 2014

Favorite Scene Friday! The Royal Tenenbaums: "Needle in the Hay"

This is no ordinary Friday - this is a Friday in French Toast Sunday's Wes AnderMarch, so it's a perfect opportunity to highlight a scene from one of Anderson's films. What to cover, though? His films feature so many quirky moments, warm characters, and lighthearted, fanciful stories.

Let's look at the scene in The Royal Tenenbaums where Richie tries to kill himself.



Man, I guess I didn't mean to take us to such a dark place this week. But this month seemed like the perfect opportunity to feature one of Anderson's most powerful scenes. The Royal Tenenbaums is about as dark as Wes Anderson gets (until he finally makes that horror film), and this scene is the center of the black hole. If you're not familiar with the film or you need a refresher, Richie (a career best Luke Wilson?) and Raleigh St. Clair (Bill Murray) have just discovered that Margot Tenenbaum (Gwyneth Paltrow) has been cheating on Raleigh with family friend Eli Cash (Owen Wilson). The thing is, Richie is also in love with Margot. She just happens to be his (adopted) sister.

This scene is a turning point in the film. Richie - who I feel is more or less the main character of the movie - essentially lets his pent-up, secret, taboo love for his adopted sister spill over disastrously. The way Wilson whispers "I'm going to kill myself tomorrow," is so sad and chilling and I love (?) that he immediately tries to kill himself way ahead of schedule. Also, would anyone else have been satisfied if this scene simply featured Richie cutting his hair and shaving? His transformation is kind of fascinating.

In terms of Bill Murray, this film is sort of the opposite of Moonrise Kingdom for me - I feel like he has a similar amount of screentime in both films, but in Moonrise he feels a bit wasted in the form of Mr. Bishop. I love him in Tenenbaums, and even his brief role in this scene is great, with him laying defeated in the fetal position on the couch at the beginning and then running with renewed purpose behind the stretcher with blood all over him towards the end. Lastly, Margot and Dudley's (Stephen Lea Sheppard) exchange at the end is perfect Anderson:

Margot: "Dudley! Where is he?"
Dudley: "........Who?"

I hope this scene didn't getcha down too bad. Keep in mind that everything turns out okay at the end of the film. Be sure to tune into French Toast Sunday for more Wes Anderson goodness during the month of March.

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P.S. The song "Needle in the Hay" really makes the scene. I had always heard that singer Elliott Smith had actually committed suicide but it looks like authorities weren't able to state whether the stab wounds that killed him were self-inflicted or not. What actually happened may be far more sinister. Read more here.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Obsessive Cinematic Disorder: He's The Fletch

A few months back I finally caught We’re The Millers. It was okay. If nothing else, Jason Sudeikis was hilarious. In fact, it occurred to me that he’d make a really great Fletch (the character made famous by Chevy Chase) should they decide to finally reboot the franchise.




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Well imagine how gobsmacked I was when I saw this today:




Pretty amazing, right??? No? Well, yeah, it’s really just a coincidence, I guess. Unless my tweets are way more popular than I realized. But, pretty cool, right? I think Sudeikis has the right comedic chops and leading man charisma to pull this off. What say you, internet folks?

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Friday, March 7, 2014

Favorite Scene Friday! Watchmen: One More Body

If you read yesterday’s post, you know that Zack Snyder’s Watchmen was released five years ago! The film is more or less a favorite of ours here in the Hatch. I personally enjoy the film's whodunnit style plot, visuals, and acting. That last point is the focus in this week's scene.

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We're about to watch Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) square off against Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup) after a larger confrontation between the two of them, Nite Owl II (Patrick Wilson), Silk Spectre II (Malin Akerman), and Ozymandias (Matthew Goode). It’s just been revealed that Ozymandias has detonated multiple weapons of mass destruction around the world and that he’s framed Dr. Manhattan for the crimes. However, Ozymandias has convinced the Doctor that this deadly lie is the only way to unite a hostile world in peace. Rorschach is not down with that.



First and foremost, great acting in this scene. And under interesting conditions. Billy Crudup (essentially) isn't even in the scene and Jackie Earle Haley has his face covered for a good bit (and one of my favorite moments of his is the "Convenient." line, muffled under that mask). And Patrick Wilson produces one of the most pained howls of rage I've ever heard or seen in a film (after all, his character just watched his partner get reduced to an ink blot), but he's pretty much absent from the scene other than that.

Everything else aside, I for one don't agree with Ozymandias. It may seem silly that I feel I have to say that, but I don't subscribe to the more general idea of peace (or good of any kind) based on a lie. What do you guys think?

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Obsessive Cinematic Disorder: Watchmen is Five Years Old

Watchmen came out five years ago today. It’s funny because there’s been quite a bit of chatter over the last few weeks about the flick (Terry Gilliam could have made is soooo much better!/No he couldn’t, Zack Snyder rulz!) but no one's really pointing out that the film is turning five years old.

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For me, Watchmen is sort of special, in more ways than one. I moved to Jacksonville, FL in late 2008, so I can pretty vividly remember seeing Watchmen in the theater - it was one of the first “big” movies I saw after moving. Does anyone else mark life events by films?

Watchmen is also special because of how the film's director - Zack Snyder - is factoring into modern pop culture. Like him or not, he’s been entrusted with some of our biggest blockbusters. He has an undeniably spotty record - for me, I’d break his films down like this: Good: Watchmen, Dawn of the Dead, 300, Meh: Man of Steel Bad: Sucker Punch (although it's almost Meh), Legend of the Guardians (I’m assuming? I haven’t seen it but it’s 50% on Rotten Tomatoes) - but I know Batman vs. Superman has a chance to turn out amazing because of Watchmen.

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So Watchmen, a film that will probably never (rightfully so) get a sequel (but may get some prequels?) is five - celebrate with me by sharing what you love about the film in the comments below.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Wanted: Escape Artists

Escapism is a big part of the idea behind this blog. It's right there in the name. But the act of escapism isn't something mentioned around here as much as it should be. So then...we want to hear about your escapist adventures! What does that mean? Well, are you going to a music or film festival? A movie marathon? Lebowski Fest or South by Southwest? Are you visiting an awesome movie landmark like the Exorcist steps? Or how about just a midnight screening of your favorite cult classic?

Are you going to this?

Do you dare to visit these?

These are the shenanigans we wanna know about! Email your plans (or photos and a recap if it already happened) to totheescapehatch(at)gmail(dot)com. We might feature you in our Escape Artists section!